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Shurmano 

Shurmano o shur es como se le llama a un usuario de ForoCoches
Qué crees, shur/shurmano?
Shurmano by kapsync June 28, 2020

Shardmander 

A systematic way of saying you crapped your pants, but it hurt like it was on fire. Such as the Pokemon charmander
Today in social studies I had a total Shardmander and it hurt like hell.
Shardmander by That_-One_-Guy December 2, 2015

shuriman shuffle 

An elegant and perfectly executed sequence of complex or difficult actions without room for delay, fault, or failure.
Azir overcame the odds and executed a perfect shuriman shuffle against the enemy team giving him the win.
shuriman shuffle by OneThird13 July 27, 2023

Dirty Shurmanator 

(Durt-E Shur-Min-A-Ter)

Definition 1:

A man that fingers his girl before work, doesn't wash his hands, and then proceeds to shake hands with customers all day to transmit the pussy smell onto them.

Definition 2:
When a man eats his girls pussy before work, and wears his covid face mask while working so he can smell his girl's pussy all day.
Definition 1 Example:

Man 1: Dude, you smell like pussy. Did you get laid?
Man 2: Nah, I think that salesman is a Dirty Shurmanator.

Definition 2 Example:
Boss: Hey, you know you're outside. You don't have to wear your mask.

Worker: Oh I know, I'm a Dirty Shurmanator today.
Dirty Shurmanator by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021