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/joo-ləss/adj. - 1. To be jealous of people with Jew level status, money, or power.
Francis was so jewlous of Bryan ballin out in the black Lexus with the bad ass Black chick he'd been eying, realizing he's instead at home wearing a Free Willy tshirt, cutting a hole in the roof for the crane to come lift his fat ass wife out.
Jewlous by Jew Fat June 14, 2018

black jealousy

When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.

The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.
ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.
black jealousy by karj1432 April 28, 2019

Jealous Bitches 

People that go out of their way to put you down in hopes of boosting their own self-confidence, only because they're jealous of you.
They're such jealous bitches, look at how they just dissed you on facebook! They sure showed us!
Jealous Bitches by Sylvia Winters August 13, 2010

Bacon Jealousy 

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
Bacon Jealousy by the shiny elf November 12, 2011

Jealousy 

a strang thing so much more powerful than you would have thought and very irrational.
i had jealousy when i looked at her with him.
Jealousy by Twilight Book April 4, 2009

retroactive jealousy 

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.
Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*