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mr flores 

Another word for "pedophile" its more polite and isnt as inimidating of a word when said to people
Josh:What happened Anthony?
Anthony:I was hurt emotionally and physically by a Mr flores
mr flores by Jason z February 1, 2014

Mr Floppy 

The name given to someone who gets a Friends With Benefits, but upon trying to copulate fails to get an erection
Tom: Hey did you hear about that Mr Floppy?
Christopher: Oh yeah that was pretty funny
Tom: One hour and couldn't get a boner, had to get a floppy handy
Christopher: AHAHAHAHAHA
Mr Floppy by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015

at home to Mr Floppy 

Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.
"Oh dear oh dear, I can't seem to get it up. I must be at home to Mr Floppy!"

mr flowers

best english teacher ever. he has a really big belly and loves in & out burgers. he has a lot of stamps and likes to sing and dance to anuel aa. he is also bald. just the best teacher.
mr flowers is so cool! he
mr flowers by lmao lmao lmao December 23, 2021

Mr flood 

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand
Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck
Mr flood by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Mr Flopples 

My friend's omnipotent cat.
Mr Flopples is so powerful he can step on leggoes without becoming temporarily crippled
Mr Flopples by Tridantaus September 23, 2022