By far the greatest time wasting website at work. Contains thousands of bio's on hot and not-so-hot women, complete with sometimes hilarious quotes from the women; see Gauge and Bree Olsen.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.