choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

choke-the-monkey by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008

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Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

Choke the monkey by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

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Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

Choke the monkey by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

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choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

choke the money by jeremy May 13, 2005

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