A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.
Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.
Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.
To be Zuited up, to always be down to scrap, to always be “wit it”. To always be ready for any given situation at any given time.
Guy 1: Watchu gone do when they pull up on you?
Guy 2: I ain’t worried bout it, you know me and my homies stay zuited up.
Guy 3: *Pulls up*
Guy 2 and homies: *Pull out the straps *
Guy 3: *Gets smoked by the gang*