noogie 

A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.

"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"

noogie by Rocked_Socks January 14, 2004

noogie 

the act of rubbing one's knuckles on a person's head so as to produce a mildly painful sensation

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noogie by Anonymous September 23, 2002

noogie 

a painful rubbing of the scalp with the knuckles

He tried to give my friend a noogie and got in trouble for it.

noogie by Light Joker December 18, 2004

noogie 

Relax, in Hungarian.

"Noogie, noogie, noogie," was screamed by the protestors when the cops exerted violent behavior while placing them under arrest.

noogie by john2 August 26, 2008

Noogie 

Gods gift to the devil, the worst punishment Earth can provide.

Judge-You killed 72 people, i sentence you to 45 years of pure noogies.

Criminal-NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please give me death.

Noogie by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

Noogie 

Noun - A name for someone (usually a female) who is unpleasant and repulsive in appearance. Noogies tend to be unaware of the fact that they have unattractive features and act as if everyone is jealous of them.

Guy 1: Dude....Noogie just sent me a friend request on Facebook.

Guy 2: Haha thats gross.

Noogie by Tobysmith September 4, 2011

noogie 

Also, a painful blow delivered to the outside of the thigh (along the vastus lateralis muscle, if possible) with the raised middle knuckle of the assailant's dominant hand. The aim is not so much to bruise as to cause rapid and extreme contraction of the muscle, resulting in sudden falling over and cursing.

"Oy, arrgghh! He fookin noogied me! I'll be crippled for hours!"

noogie by Doonser November 11, 2009