schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

Sloshed 

When a person is extremely drunk.

"Lori was totally sloshed last night. She's still asleep..."

Sloshed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.

schlochembacher

schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010

sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night

Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed

sloshed and kaboshed by kaboshed January 16, 2020

schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016