Jack Port 

Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.

Man: "Jack Port"
*Both Men Die from jizzing too much*

Jack Port by Royal Writer June 1, 2018

Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.

MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!

Jack Porter by young gen c November 4, 2019

Jack portato 

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

Jack portato by Mr Gdem September 9, 2022