Jessica parker 

A sexy girl who has no friends

She's so Jessica Parker

Jessica parker by Litfamokay September 20, 2016

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome 

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome by grandy427 October 17, 2008

sarah jessica parker 

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

sarah jessica parker by Cazz February 6, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker 

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.

Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."

Sarah Jessica Parker by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker 

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

Sarah Jessica Parker by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

sarah jessica parker  

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

sarah jessica parker by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Effect 

When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.

Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.

Sarah Jessica Parker Effect by alecb July 25, 2007