houf

a very fat person who eats about 200 meals a day and swims in diet coke.

look at that houf.

houf by event54 September 15, 2014

houf

asking for information specifying something

Guy: "I have bad news."
Girl: "Houf?"

houf by midorichachacha May 24, 2018

Houfin 

Scot's word that is used to describe something extremely disgusting, putrid, rancid, etc. and especially in relation to something bad smelling.
Comes after "boggin" in the descriptive scale of good to bad. Something boggin would insight disapproval and disgust, where as something houfin would likely encourage an unwanted physical response, ie. give you the boak!

aw whit..... Kev's pure getting aff wi yer Gran and he just pulled half her falsers oot his mouth..... that is houfin likes!!

me: heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuwewew....
pal: whats up wi your puss?
me: just stood on that rat man it's totally houfin, burst open wi these maggots an shit aw wrigglin aboot, pure gien me the dry boke like!!

Houfin by ram5ay April 28, 2011

houfe 

1. referring to something petite and classy
2. synonym for classy Asian men, not necessarily petite
3. the quality of being so well-dressed that you must change ties between dinner and dessert

Michael Chung is le petite houfe.

houfe by Madamoiselle LaBelle April 17, 2008

Houffin

A combination of howlin and bouffin.

Wee tony farted and it was heavy houffin.

Houffin by Prinaynay May 16, 2018

houfin' 

(chiefly Scots, colloquial) disgusting to the extent that it's liable to provoke retching or vomiting

"Oh ma God, he jus' picked tha' up aff the street and pit in 'e's gub. Tha's puir houfin'."

houfin' by Tinklebadger October 30, 2021

Pulling a Houfe!ni 

The act when one consumes so much food they weigh more than the observable universe and collapsing the entire time continuum and turning into a black hole.

Man 1 "Whoa, how is that guy becoming a black hole!?"
Man 2 " Oh, he's just pulling a Houfe!ni."

Pulling a Houfe!ni by Houf!eni December 14, 2024