Skidomph

An unfortunate event due to karma or act of having sexual intercourse.

David: Hey Ron did you hear that Nia got locked up?

Ron: My ex Nia? Who stole from me?

David: Yeah
Ron: What she do?

David: Got caught stealing
Ron: Skidomph 🤷🏾 ♂️

Keith: Wassup Mike did you & Jasmine ever skidomph?
Mike: 😏 watchu think
Keith : Awhh shit! Thass my boy!
Mike: Right right lol

Skidomph by Prince Da One May 18, 2018

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Skidophebiateicojebatroliemower

For someone too appear / look unpleasant or gross

"You look absolutely Skidophebiateicojebatroliemower!"

Skidophebiateicojebatroliemower by Neko Luga April 16, 2022

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Skidophrenia

Schizophrenia is a chronic brain disorder that is afraid of skids.

Liaped wanted to join a Roblox coding Discord Server and didn't because he has Skidophrenia

Skidophrenia by Liaped January 23, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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