Person 1: Where's Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no
where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.
Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to
watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn
something new everyday