Athlete's Dick 

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives

Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'

Athlete's Dick by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 19, 2009

Athlete's Dick 

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash

John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.

Athlete's Dick by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009

Athlete's Dick 

When your boyfriend or sexual partner is very active in sports or hobbies such as skateboarding, football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.. and his penis reeks of absolute death and disparities. And, if he's not circumcised, you are surprised by little cheese balls of joy in your mouth.

You're talking to your friend about past partners and most revolting oral sex encounters and think of the most engenius word for nasty penis, Athlete's Dick.

Athlete's Dick by Kara Spade February 3, 2017

athlete's dick 

a chemical imbalance {not reconized by A.M.A} that causes a man to use his penis like you would use equipment in an competitive sport.

girl,i know he's fine and got money, but he got athlete's dick, his bed room's got a revolving door.

athlete's dick by John boy schuller August 15, 2007

Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

Athletes Dick by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

Athletes dick

When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor

Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor

Athletes dick by Athlete dick May 13, 2018

Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

Athletes Dick by Houdini2 October 30, 2025