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Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?

Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.
1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl

3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"

4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.

5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!
knockered by CannedLizard February 10, 2004
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Monumentally fucked
Trinity downed a bottle of vodka and was absolutely knockered
Knockered by Taishokukitten November 22, 2016
"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."
knockered by slippery giblets September 26, 2018

knockered-up 

The state of having one breast enhanced. Boob upgrade
Ash had a smokin body, but even more so now that she knockered-up.
knockered-up by phocusthepoet November 2, 2008

Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.
Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered

Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

knockeroonies 

A pair of human female breasts, that are so large, impressive, and aesthetically pleasing, that it is only appropriate to call them by a four-syllable word.
Yvette's head games drive me totally insane, but I am powerless to resist her amazing knockeroonies.