piddlefucker
piddlefucker by Li was here May 13, 2003
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To waste time doing absolutely nothing.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!
piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017
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piddlefucking
The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.
To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
Quit the piddlefucking and get to work
piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013
puddlefucked
Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.
Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.
Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.
Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."
puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008
FiddleFucker
An insult. Doesnt really mean much, though one can assume the person you accuse of being a fiddlefucker infact has sex with fiddles. The Troma movie Tromeo and Juliet made this word popular upon its release.
FiddleFucker by Lophius May 16, 2006