dick slicken 

Randy comes and puts Bacon Grease on your dick to make it fit in his mouth

It won't fit.. Well better get to Dick Slicken!

dick slicken by loopywig July 23, 2017

Dick Slickem 

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.

There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.

Dick Slickem by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick Slicker 

A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.

"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.

Dick Slicker by ImSkattered March 17, 2008

slicker than a minners dick 

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

slicker than a minners dick by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

dickalicken 

Adjective. Meaning someone that is a cock-sucker, and acting like one. Someone that is "dickalicken" is arrogant, rude, and has few friends. Or sometimes people that aren't douche-bags can be "dickalicken" but it's rare.

Anyone who wears sleeveless shirts and snapbacks all the time is dickalicken. Straight up tool bag

dickalicken by iHateTools August 26, 2013