Humoctopus

A genetic experiment gone horribly awry. Half human, half octupus.

It conjurs images of loathing disgust. It must be a humoctopus.

Humoctopus by Terry Swanson December 11, 2005

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Hoctopus

Definition - Flying octopus

Pretty much a octopus if it could fly fam.

Dude look up at that hoctopus

Hoctopus by Kazi February 19, 2021

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Humoctopus • Hoctopus

Hoctopus

A word that you accidentally say when you meant to say "Hippopotamus"

Cierra: "A hoctopus!"

Derek: "Hahahahahahahahaha, what?"

Cierra: "Oh man, I meant to say hippo!"

Derek: "That sounds nothing alike!"

And then you both laugh for five minutes.

Hoctopus by MeaniieFace10 September 14, 2010

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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