Bumbortion 

To penetrate another mans anus to help dislodge a turd.

Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.

Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.

Bumbortion by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011

Babortion

When an abortion fails and the baby comes out retarted

I'm sorry about the babortion, we'll schedule another appointment soon.

Babortion by YodaSmokeDank May 11, 2020

Boibortion 

A shitty copypasta that is written like this:

"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"

U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<

Boibortion by LordTwist13 November 14, 2021

Bombortion 

A bombed or failed abortion

Girl: Mom. I tried but it bombortioned

Bombortion by Risscaris June 21, 2020

cumbortion 

When you cum inside a pregnant girls vagina and abort the baby with your cum.

I just performed a cumbortion on Jessica last night!

cumbortion by dankmemer82 February 10, 2023

brobortion 

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

brobortion by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011

brobortion 

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.

Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.

brobortion by topaco November 30, 2016