Eagleism

A political ideology. The primary belief is that all forms of government are to be ruled by the almighty eagle. Humans are simply inferior to the unlimited power of the eagle.

Hello, I am Anthoni, and I belong to the Eagleism Party. Vote for me for Prime Awesome-Ruler of this world, which is currently under the authority of jizz-slurping humans.

Eagleism by Anchovies is an Eagle June 5, 2011

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Eagleism

Being a follower or respecter to South American kids specifically named Nicholas

I follow eagleism since my best friends name is nick and he’s from South America

Eagleism by Camerooner May 11, 2018

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Eagleism • Eagleistic

Eagleistic

Eagleist, an eagle who does acrobatics.

Damn, that bird is eagleistic!!

Eagleistic by Doodoopants January 8, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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