kapitanof

Kapitanof is a really great maths teacher who kicks people out of class for insulting Justin Beiber and Harry Potter

Kapitanof is a cool teacher

kapitanof by BlairChuck March 13, 2018

Kapitan Pavel 

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

Kapitan Pavel by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021

Kapitan Fala

He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.

“Elo elo trzy dwa zero” - You
“Dasz mi heetsa” - Kapitan Fala

Kapitan Fala by Pałalizator January 26, 2023

kapitan tutan 

Kapitan Tutan is a lady's man. He is the epitome of awesomeness. He is also the dream every boy and men in their community.
He is the village head that sidelines on movie production, before Chico Loco went to Dubai. Now, he is busy putting party-lists.
Chico Loco hated this guy so much, that he called this guy an old man.

Ako si Kapitan Tutan, puwede mong kapitan kahit saan.
Oh yes! It's me, Kapitan Tutan

kapitan tutan by Kay Tutan Tayo November 30, 2018

hector kapitinov 

A person that is super good in ice hockey and always wins. He also has a very small pipi but still does anal with his homies. People also say he has a hot sister.

I am as good at Ice hockey as Hector Kapitinov

hector kapitinov by SUSSYSUSSYFORTNITEBALLS February 14, 2022

Hector Kapitonov 

Very nice guy playing for the Krefeld pinguine. RW #66. Scores very often and always wins. He is the best and loved by everyone.

He is like Hector Kapitonov, he wins every game he plays.

Hector Kapitonov by Flyingdutchmanezpz February 15, 2022

Hector Kapitonov 

Hector Kapitonov is also really smart and is a hot Russian male. (big dick). He speaks Russian, Dutch and German.

OMG, he looks like Hector Kapitonov. SO HOT!!!!

Hector Kapitonov by Flyingdutchmanezpz February 15, 2022