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Tongoloid 

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them
Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”
Tongoloid by Tongoloid April 25, 2019
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The preeminent leader in all industries. He'll smite you with his great power. He is the greatest person to live and is totally awesome in his music. Legend has it that suicidal people that listen to him became dominant figures in world history. Listening to him gives rise in your power and makes you want to live on the darkest days just by listening to his music. Tongo is an alternative to the popular word "god" and is actually higher than the word god itself. There is no word else to describe him other than tongo- this is how great he is, you cannot compare him to anything else. If he were ranked, he'd be higher than universe destroyer. Concisely, listening to tongo is worth all your time and your life would change greatly because of it. Reccomendation: watch pumped up kicks by tongo and rap god by tongo. Legend has it that each of his flabs equals to how many universes he has conquered. He is the kind of person everyone loves and wants to be in a relationship with
Damn! I wish Tongo was my boyfriend! My boy friend should be more Tongo....

Twingo Slapping 

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!
Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping
Twingo Slapping by T-struction June 19, 2011
A very small and extremely successful car built by the French company Renault with up to 76 hp and a fuel efficiency of 47 mpg. The first model was introduced in 1992, left almost unchanged, and will only be replaced in 2007. The "Twingo" name comes from "Twist", "Swing" and "Tango". Some claim it's named after the "Twinbee" video game series by Konami.
Oh look, daddy got the leather seats for her Twingo. How ridiculous.
Twingo by sancali November 26, 2006
Derogatory term for midgets
It's like nigger for midgets
Look at that little twingo over there.

That twingo can't reach the top shelf .
That little fuckin twingo kicked me shin.
Twingo by Fuppykins January 20, 2017
song that you may twerk to
yo this is my twong
twong by bjfeltes September 4, 2013