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Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.
Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding
Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020
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Quick Sanding 

The act of showing too much interest in another person making you appear desperate and less desirable to them. The term "Quick Sanding" is referring to if you were standing in quick-sand trying to get out- the harder you try the quicker you will sink.
Her: "I tried calling him, texting him, even went to dinner with his mom. Then I tried to add him on Facebook. I still haven't got any response. I know....I will try texting him again!"
Person listening to her: "You are Quick Sanding so bad right now- Please just stop!"
Quick Sanding by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

Slanging Match

British slang, a slanging match is an argument; a dispute in which insults and accusations are made by each party against the other
Television debates by politicians often deteriorate into a slanging match.
Slanging Match by AKACroatalin April 17, 2015

slanging that iron

i been slanging that iron ya herd meh ! neva been pussy
slanging that iron by kyiy May 5, 2018

Twat Spanking 

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.
Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.
Twat Spanking by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking 

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!
Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Spanking the other monkey 

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.
I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!