The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.

Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."

Kankle Lock by RobTheReef July 4, 2009

Get merch

Kankle-Monster

VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.

What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.

Kankle-Monster by amoyoy August 12, 2007

Get merch

kankle

when the calf has so much fat on it that it blends with the ankle forming a kankle

woah did you see sam khazels kankles, there huge. im surprised he dosn't trip over them.

kankle by Boris October 12, 2003

Get merch

kankles

when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.

damn, homie! those are some kankles!

kankles by amy May 12, 2004

Get merch