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A word invented by the character Murky in the childrens' book series "Origami Yoda" for things that are so bad that there is no word in the English language that could describe how fucking god-awful something is.
Extra s's can be added to describe things that are even more nostrul: NOSSSSSSSSSTRUL
Example A: Dammit, there was something up with that milk. It was even worse than you could ever expect spoiled milk to be. In fact, it may be on the verge of NOSTRUL-ness.
Example B: There's something that smells nosssssssssstrul out there, like, worse than if 42069 skunks sprayed at the same time, shat a mountain, and coated the air in a dense layer of sulfur particles.
Nostrul by Bbb23’s left testicle December 24, 2021

Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

Nostril burner 

Someone who reeks of body odor, resulting in your nostrils "burning".
Greg: It's a nostril burner in here, someone hasn't showered in a month!
Nick: It's Matt over there in the corner, get him out of here!
Nostril burner by MatthewRulez November 30, 2013

nostril fucker 

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway
nostril fucker by filkro June 2, 2009

Starving nostrils 

Too have a unrelenting need for any snortable drug.
#1 "Whats his name?" #2 "Lee Blundell" #1 "yeah! He the one with the starving nostrils?"