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That Jimmy Bob Ben Bernard sure is a nob ed i wish he was dead, like patrick and fred, wiv a head full of lead
Nob ed by =CC= September 11, 2003
U can tell by woodys definition that he/she is a tad camp.
a nob ed is sum1 that was unfortunately born wiv the male genitalier on their head
Arnold Schwartsenegger takes baths

Ravaged Woman Buys Car
Nob ed by =CC= November 23, 2003
A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable
Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim
Nobed by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018
a man with a head in the shape of a penis.
nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.
nobed by Ollie February 4, 2005
A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.
"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"

or

You are a nobed!
nobed by Jack The Ripper 666 September 15, 2005

NoBeDoodle 

Any Labrador dog cross bread, most often found on the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia
OMG. That is such a lovely dog. What kind of NoBeDoodle is it?
NoBeDoodle by philg247 December 26, 2020