face beard 

When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard

"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"

face beard by Miz Michael February 4, 2018

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face 

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

bearded happy face surprise 

To take a big steaming shit in a friends restroom while jacking off and picking your nose all at the same time. Prior to finishing the meat beating session the performer 1)wipes two nose goblins on the wall approximately 4 inches apart (the eyes) 2) fishes out the large turd from the bowl and draws a circle (head) around the two boogers and places a poo nose and smiley face within the circle 3) releases a stream of baby gravy on the lower portion of the circle which symbolizes the beard. It is further encouraged that the performer of this act proceeds to smear any excess shit on the mirror, walls, decorative hand towels and/ or any small pets or children living within the confines of the home. One must also not forget to wash ones hands.....after all we would not want to spread any germs.

Mike invited me over to his house to watch the BCS title game....I, being a Ducks fan was a tad bit upset with the outcome. This coupled with the fact that his wife is smelly and has the head of a wildabeast helped me decide that a bearded happy face surprise would be in order prior to my departure.

bearded happy face surprise by Mydongislong Suh January 14, 2011

faceboard

A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).

A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard

Faceboard moment:
lkajsk;lja;klsjklajs'o;j'wsldkakshdjlsd'aljs

faceboard by Anonymous9786896343 May 7, 2010

Faceboard

The act of slamming your face into the keyboard, typically done when frustrated.

"Urlo tsk rrof an @"
"Jim got so mad at Dota 2, that he faceboarded."

Faceboard by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017