The
cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’
re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors
Light and your pupper bff.
Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?
Charlotte:
Ugh no. I’
m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and
Murphy.