Random Jerry

Random Jerry Is A Detroit Lions Loving Person, Even Tho They Cant Win A Game if Their Life Depended On It, 420 Blazing DoucheBag He's The Best Scumbag That Sells Cheese And Makes Millions On Madden Mobile, Who Loves To Do Minnesota SnowPlows With Me..

Random Jerry Seduced Me Into Having A Minnesota SnowPlow With Him Omg His Ass Was So Tight And His Dick Was So Long I Loved It, After The SnowPlow We Pinched Each others dick with crab claws to see who had the superior dick... jerry won

Random Jerry by I Love Getting SnowPlows From December 22, 2017

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The Detroit Random Jerry

The Detroit Random Jerry is when you take a piece a piece of cheese and shape it as a dick. You then use the cheese dick to shove it up her ass, you then take your dick and proceed to use it shove the cheese dick even higher up her asshole.

I gave your mom The Detroit Random Jerry

The Detroit Random Jerry by The Random Jerry December 3, 2017

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The Random Jerry

The Random Jerry Is A Chesse Selling, Madden Mobile Auction House God... Who Prefers Minnetonka SnowPlows By Non Other Then Steelers Nation.. And Is A All Around Dick... But His Filters Are Godly....

The Random Jerry Is So Helpful He Really is good at alot of stuff...

The Random Jerry by I Love Getting SnowPlows From April 22, 2018

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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