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'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'
Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008
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Fyffe faffer fuffed Fyfe fiffer Foffer Fuffer Fuffeling fyff feffed
Friends For Fucking Ever.

A term used to help control the excited feeling of finding your soul-friend that compliments you so well and gives you that Happy glow that everyone around you would notice! It is a friendship so bizarre, so eccentric, so beautiful and so pure that nothing can stop these two friends from ever being themselves no matter where they are and who they are in front of or how weird they truly are!! It is the internal happiness that exists whenever you think about how a friendship between the two can neither falter nor change and still remain timeless. It's a feeling you get finding your Soul-mate or other half that gives the feeling of childlike invincibility or divine confidence. Describing such a friendship by saying FFFE helps contain the giggles and laughter of actually admitting to loving the person dearly in public; when in reality or given the chance to we would be yelling "I LOVE YOU!!" across the room! You know when they're your FFFE if they like the same weird stuff that you like that other's would consider as weird and cringe-ful!
How to use it:

"I hate zucchini's!"*takes it out of her sandwich and puts them aside on her plate.
"REALLY? I love THEM!!!"**Takes the zucchini from her plate and eats it.
"NO EFFing WAY!!" (in a speechless manner) we're officially FFFE."

OR

"you know people think it's weird I love drinking sauce."
"WHAT?! MEE TOO!!!"

"NO WAY!!! (whispers.. ) I thought it was only meeeh T_T . we're truly FFFE"
FFFE by Zucucu22 September 20, 2013
An abbreviation used in porn which stands for "fuck yeah friendly fire" indicating guys cumming on each other while fucking a chick.
Me: "hmmm, what keywords should I enter today?..."
*Entered in the searchbar*: "MMF fucklicking fyff"
Me: "yep. That'll do it..."
fyff by Blue___Eyes September 8, 2016
A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote
George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.
faffer by Henley January 1, 2009

fuffernoot 

Wow zakk you're girlfriend is a such a fuffernoot
fuffernoot by keep April 12, 2015
Rubber galoshes or overshoes.
I wore my fiffers out in the rain.
fiffers by cgirl March 30, 2004