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imbibification 

A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.
Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.
imbibification by flyingdog January 22, 2008

imbibement 

derived from the verb "imbibe", imbibement refers to the object of what is denoted by the verb. In other words, imbibements are the substances consumed during the act of drinking, soaking up, or absorbing (i.e., imbibing).

Imbibements often refer to beverages, especially of the alcoholic type
The party had a fine selection of imbibements, including wine, beer, and virgin margaritas.
imbibement by elle renae March 7, 2011

imbibery 

The act of drinking (from imbibe) in excess (-y added to convert it into a nominative, after debauchery, usury, etc)
John's imbibery caused him to lose his family, job, and respect in the community
imbibery by jcsegenmd June 3, 2012
Short form for imbecile; when you feel like sounding smart when you insult someone.

An insult or exclamation of frustration.
STOP IT YOU IMBIE!!!! or "My sister was SUCH an imbie today..."
Imbie by MoDay14 March 24, 2011

imbibing fluid

Any liquid that can be drunk, particularly a preferred beverage, whether ceremoniously or habitual and may often contain alcohol.
He washed his lunch down with draghts his favorite imbibing fluid at the pub.

The three great imbibing fluids are water, breast milk and beer.

IMbidextrous 

Equally skilled in completing computer tasks while maintaining multiple instant message conversations.
"WOW you said you are surfing the web and talking to someone else while you're IMing me too? You're very IMbidextrous."
IMbidextrous by Doubledown Tandino January 18, 2009