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twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.
Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.
twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

twiddle stick 

Someone who strongly dislikes the tilde.
TJ: Oh hey~
Mel: Hey, what's up?
TJ: Oh nothing, you know. Just hanging~
Ash: omg, stop using the damn ~ after every sentence.
Mel: What's up with her?
TJ: Oh nothing, she's just a twiddle stick.
twiddle stick by anongdawg May 22, 2008

twiddle my diddle stick 

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026