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Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.
I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.
Mulkey by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020
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mulkey's law 

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.
We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.
mulkey's law by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

riley mulkey 

A very unattractive person. A dude that stabs you in the back. He steals all the girls. A little b0tch

collyn mulkey 

Usually a great guy in the room with room to go! One who flips bottles and gets called gay.
collyn mulkey by Hahabye2121 December 9, 2017

Nathan Mulkey

Nathan Mulky, the cutest kid on VR chat. lol Nathan Mulky is kinda cool idk what to say.

Munkeynuggetz 

(Verb) to urinate into a sink.
"Hey Joe, I'm gonna take a munkeynuggetz real quick."
Munkeynuggetz by Dreadsdead December 5, 2021

muleyheaded 

When someone is being stubborn.
I wanted Billy Bob to throw the ball to the inside but he was being muleyheaded.
muleyheaded by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006