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(n.) a dork, nerd, jackass, basically a really catchy term for someone whose being a idiot
dude, stop being such a dorkis and bring me the twizzlers
dorkis by T-diggity September 16, 2005
A person of a male character usually
one who thinks he's cool and makes up his own "worbs"

One who laughs at his own jokes when they are clearly not funny.
Nerdish like.
Come on man don't be a dorkis.

You are such a dorkis.
Dorkis by Slub123 April 5, 2017

dorkis konggaleti 

A dorky person with a huge set of testicels.
Hey look at that dorkis konggaletis on the beach there just all hanging out like bats in a cave
dorkis konggaleti by EGerb April 11, 2017

dorkis manorkis 

Someone that has done something completly dimwitted and has been caught in the act. This person may also be labled a 'manus'
Jim walks into a tree without looking
Jim is a dorkis manorkis
Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Doris Day parking 

rock star parking In 1960s Doris Day movies, whenever DD would arrive at her destination, a parking space would be available right in front of it so she could drive her convertible right in. No valets necessary.
When I drove into Hollywood to see "Wicked", there was a
"Doris Day parking" space that was open right in front of the Pantages theater. (Examples are sprinkled throughout all movies of the 60s. Jessica Fletcher ("Murder She Wrote") had the same luck.)
Doris Day parking by John Mar. November 11, 2007