Reconnect

To reconnect would be to hang out with friends you have barely hung out with, or friends that you barely even see and try to get the old gang together. Another definition means to try to reconnect after disconnecting from a laggy ass match while playing online.

Some Guy: Hey you it's been a while!

You: Uh yeah who are you?

Some guy: We went to high school together, from way back man! Man it's great to see friends from way before.

You: I think I remember now, you sniffed that girl's ass crack back in high school, it sure is good to reconnect.

Reconnect by Cemorolen October 2, 2017

reconnect with nature 

What a girl says after engaging in fatherless activities or behaviors. This often happens the following morning or day after a night out. If you hear this phrase you know she was treeshin, doing something her family would disown her for, something that would cause her boyfriend to want to throw up, or all of the above.

“I need to reconnect with nature after whatever that just was over Halloweekend.”

Scenario
Friend: What are your plans for today?
Girl: Reconnecting with nature after last night.

reconnect with nature by ScoobyS October 31, 2023

please reconnect controller 

that annoying message you get on wireless controllers and broken wired controllers

Guy:
Holy shit, I'm gonna fc TFFAF.

Xbox 360:
Please reconnect controller

Guy reconnects controller in anger.

*Sound of missed note*
Noooooo.....

please reconnect controller by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome October 2, 2010

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. 

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.

Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018

Recollections may vary 

Your a lying one-upmanship victim whinger.

Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.

Recollections may vary by RetSet March 10, 2021

I have no recollection 

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

I have no recollection by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

convenient recollection 

A memory recalled inacuratley, to unconsciously protect against guilt, anxiety, or unwanted associations.

Are you kidding? She must be having convenient recollection!

convenient recollection by Taylor Larson October 17, 2006