The Lydia

a sexual position that came out of a fever dream I had in which the man must hop onto a pirate boat with frogs and shove the following into their asshole: a fedora, paper boat, and a shell-less hermit crab and perform a song

she said that she wanted to do the Lydia

The Lydia by crackedfeverdreamer December 18, 2020

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the lydia

A dirty slag who's legs are open 24/7, claims to be hipster but has really shitty fashion sense overall the Lydia has no purpose to society and should be bullied on a daily basis

Remember that lass the other night ?

Yeah ?

She was a pure 'the Lydia'

I know man bully
Victim

the lydia by Fhritp June 24, 2014

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lydia the yang

someone who is an AIM bum just like me

damn the fool is hella lydia the yang

lydia the yang by arlie September 5, 2004

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Lydia of the water tribe

YAS QUEEN YOI GO!

Lydia of the water tribe how do you be do

Lydia of the water tribe by Meowowowoow July 27, 2021

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the lysiak

this is a little-known but intense sexual move. wait around in a dark, secluded thicket until a defenseless, elderly woman wanders by. Ask her if she's ok, but just close enough for your microwave oven to blow her pacemaker haywire. Then, bend her over a park bench, throw her poodle skirt over her broken hips, and fuck her like osteoporosis is going out of style until her blue wig falls off. then steal her motorized cart and ride off into the darkness

i was so fucked up from that varnish that i did the lysiak

the lysiak by little bitch smurf March 16, 2003

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the lysiak

hit her with the motorized cart. get out of the cart and start screaming "ITS MILLER TIME!!!" then take all of her skin. disguise yourself in her skin on you and walk into the social security office. get her money and cart on off into the sunset for your next old woman. best places to find old people are: wegmans on weekday mornings, voting booths, and florida.

i knew i had a problem when i was getting my jollies from doing it lysiak style.

the lysiak by Big Papa Smurf March 16, 2003

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The Lidia

A cool emo

What do you know about her?
Not much but I’m pretty sure she’s one of The Lidia species.
Few of her kind I see...

The Lidia by RealOfTheName May 6, 2020

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