david cardus 

the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

david cardus by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

david caruso 

When one unwisely quits their career for something more promising and it turns out to be a dud. Then, they are jobless and stuck!

I think Joria Fox pulled a David Caruso when she quit CSI.

david caruso by Noizchild January 18, 2008

David Caruso 

While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.

Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.

David Caruso by chiliwillie11 October 15, 2019

David Caruso sunglasses 

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

David Caruso sunglasses by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021