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The "Goku" of doing blow. A Dragon ball Z reference usually referring to someone named Hunter who always has bomb ass booger sugar on deck. Although blowkus come in all shapes and sizes, they are never named Stefan.
"Damn Susan we really need some blow!" "Hit up Blowku babe hunter always has that fire shit""Hell ya that's a great idea. Stefan is such a pussy haha"
Blowku by Blowkuakakingofblow September 3, 2017
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Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.
Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.
sound made when the phone rings
i went to anwer the phone when i heard it blookup
blookup by JayJay24k January 13, 2006

3rd degree blowout 

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.
Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!
3rd degree blowout by Jumpingrat January 31, 2007

Carpet Blowout 

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.
"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"
Carpet Blowout by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010

Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.
That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.
Butthole Blowout by Bpetro October 20, 2014