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crows nest 

A person's nether-regions. Comes from the strange way the Microsoft Sam text-to-speech program pronounces the word "crotch".
Ouch, right in the crows nest.

Man, my crows nest itches.
crows nest by RulerOfNone June 20, 2011

Crows Nest 

(n.) a word to describe a hairy vagina.
"God, she had such a crows nest."
Crows Nest by dreamcrusher June 4, 2009

crows nest 

When you take a shit in the top tank of the toilet, so everytime they flush more shit comes down.
I totally crows nested the toilets at Burger King.
crows nest by Trident High school August 24, 2006

Crows Nest 

A Crows Nest is a place where it’s all or mainly men/families and/or old people.

A place severely lacking of attractive women/girls and lacking good entertainment.
Dude the mall is a total crows nest today!

I came to the gym man and well it was a crows nest again.
Crows Nest by TheLongestStroke September 21, 2022

Crows Nest 

When a guy or girl has a shit ton of pubes and it comes out of there pants.
Man look at stacy shes such a whore, look her crows nest is hanging out!
Crows Nest by OverLord L December 2, 2011

Crows Nest 

Refers to a condition typically found in older adults in which wrinkles resembling a "Crows Nest" are formed under the eyes. "Crows Nests" can also affect younger adults, most frequently those of south asian decent. In addition to being unsightly, if the condition (Crows Nest) is not treated in its nascent stages, it can severely inhibit ones ability to see.
"Yo, I'm in the mood for an omelet, lets scoop some eggs from that benchode's giant Crows Nest"
Crows Nest by Jazzworld3 January 6, 2010