shrimpwreck 

1) Having mastery level skills in basketball causing all opposing players to be confused on the opposite end of the court.

2) A large scale underwater collision usually containing several species of sea creatures (clams, oysters, mussels, and predominately shrimp).

Diver 1: "Oh my God!"

Diver 2: " Hey bro, what do you have down there?"

Diver 1: " Dude... it's a God-damn shrimpwreck"

shrimpwreck by Joe E Bombz aka Bells August 6, 2017

shimwrecker 

Bowling jargon: someone who hooks the ball a ton and soaks up all the oil on the lane.

shimwrecker bowling bowler perfect game 300 900

shimwrecker by Aesh300 June 9, 2011

shipwreck 

After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.

I just dropped a shipwreck. Feeling much better now.

shipwreck by sciflyer.25 August 28, 2014

Shipwreck Casual

A cross between a ship-wreck refuge and this fall's Brooks Brothers catalog.

After six espresso martini's, he was looking quite shipwreck casual.

Shipwreck Casual by Ura Valanche December 20, 2011

pineapple shipwreck

When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.

A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.

Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.

pineapple shipwreck by Pineapples & Coconuts April 19, 2011

Shipwreck 

The opposite of shipmate. A crew member who is an all round liability and as competent as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

Tim: "Alright John, did you do as i asked?"
John: "I forgot"
Tim: "Okay shipwreck I ll get someone else to do it"

Shipwreck by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

pirate shipwreck 

Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.

Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.

pirate shipwreck by Scumbag 2 April 28, 2006