Flexitis is a serious medical condition currently on the rise in North America. It pertains to cases of extreme flexing on your fellas even though the actually don't give half a shit. As of January 24th, 2017 the CDC had reported over 245 cases in 17 US States, and had voiced worries of the disease spreading out of country and possibly overseas.
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)

Fella with flexitis: Yeah I got another 150 on deck its crazy
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis

Flexitis by wallabyfromjapasstv January 25, 2018

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flexitarian

some one who essentially eats just vegetables (as well as fish, eggs & milk) who's not too uptight about eating meat ocaisionally as a matter of convenience; a lenient vegetarian

Rather than offend his hosts, he ate a good-sized portion of the spaghetti a la carbonara they offered rather than making a meal out of salad, bread & dessert. Why go hungry? I'm a flexitarian.

flexitarian by Mandingoe May 27, 2004

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flexitarian

an omnivore who maintains a predominantly plant-based diet, but continues to eat animals (including fowl and sea animals).

Although Julie eats lots of nuts, legumes, fruits, and vegetables in her daily diet, she is a self-proclaimed flexitarian who will periodically eat fish or chicken.

flexitarian by Beagle January 5, 2005

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flexitarian

being vego but making yourself a bacon and egg roll the morning after a bloody stonker of a night

flexitarian (sunday morning): nah mate it's not even real bacon, i swear!!

flexitarian by sunburntm8 November 10, 2020

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