funktitude

A scale of the funkiness of a person, place or, thing.

'It wasn't the drugs or alcohol in my system that made me run off the road. It was the funktitude of the song on the radio'-James Brown

funktitude by chefrob April 12, 2005

Funitude 

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"

Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)

Funitude by Dick Turner October 14, 2009

fucktitude 

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

conglomeration of fuckitude by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Fuckitude 

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

Fuckitude by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

Funditude 

Used to express a quantity of Republicans or otherwise mentally-impaired, right-leaning types; a group of Republitards.

Hey, check out the funditude sticking their heads up that fat guy's a**. Waiddaminute...that's Rush Limbaugh!

Funditude by Kevin Hampton February 6, 2009

fucktitude 

one's attitude in which they just dont give a fuck.

Jax: "Fuck work! I'm just gonna go in today and pull a Peter Gibbons!"

Wax: "That the fucktitude! You're living the Peter Gibbons Dream."

fucktitude by JE_Klektik April 26, 2006