A system that performs in a way similar to that of John Shuttlewood. It uses a fingerprint recognition system, similar to that used by many organisations, to identify participants in the rogering system. Often, this behaviour involves some kind of Wank Chariot.
'I'm just going to have some Biometric Rogering'
'There is no proof that a Biometric Rogering System was used in this operation'
While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.
AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!
The observation of a biological entity or phenomenon, while accounting for oneself and noting that when anything is observed the outcome may be changed.
River dolphins are a biometric function of a larger body of water.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.