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To get a hand-job in a crowded theater
Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.
Bobert by sittinherebored September 19, 2023
To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.
"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"
Bobert by May Urrie September 18, 2023
He is a god not just any god a god of godly power and he is invincible no one shall take bobert
BOBERT by anonymous February 25, 2021
Term used to describe an old Gay Man , with cock breath .
Don’t be a Bobert. Next time. Brush your teeth after visiting a glory hole
Bobert by Durango August 20, 2019
A cool guy, gamer, loves tech, has a small group of good friends, funny, has trouble fitting in, seems weak but is very strong beneath the surface, has a fair ammount of patience and may even have a secret admirer. Pretty good looking in the face and has a fair amount of weight to him.
Friend: "How's it going, Bobert?"

Bobert: "It's going pretty good!"
Bobert by BobertTheRobot February 21, 2017