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That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz
klutz by Total Clad May 15, 2004
A person who is never without a scrape or bruise. Always finds a way to trip, bump into things and people. And on occasion, they partially knock themselves out by walking into walls, doorways, and corners or cabinets and desks.
Why didn't I see that corner of the desk? I'm such a klutz! Where's the frozen corn?
klutz by bepatient April 13, 2006
a clumsy dolt (from the Yiddish)
She always walks into doorframes - she's such a klutz!
klutz by Stretched Spine April 3, 2005
An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.
1.) Hey look over there, its a Klutz, I wish I could be like him.

2.) God, that klutz is so awesome.
Klutz by Salivia August 29, 2009
A clumsy, oblivious person. Usually covered in cuts and bruises from the number of things that they ran into. Constantly amusing other people from their obscene stupidity.
Sydney's klutzy ass managed to fall while dancing in the shower and crack her head open. White girls can't get low.
Klutz by trampstampluvr334 December 29, 2016
Man, that new kid is such a klutz.
klutz by Light Joker October 11, 2004