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Puffling 

A crazy, nasty-ass follower of the Huffle Badger on Tumblr. Pufflings are recognizable by their inability to give one single shit, their badass smiles, and their particular inclination towards finding shit.
Pottermore User #1: I've been trying to annoy that Hufflepuff for HOURS, but they just don't seem to give a shit!

Pottermore User#2: Dude, that's a fucking puffling. You think Huffle Badger's pufflings give a shit? Hell no!
Puffling by Huffle Badger September 6, 2011
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puffling 

"That puffling is so cute"
puffling by FierceAcrobat May 13, 2010

Starfish Puffing 

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish
Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.
Starfish Puffing by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Penis Puffing 

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.
Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."
Penis Puffing by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

bum puffing 

To inhale a cigarette/marijuana joint in an incorrect fashion thus preventing the intake of smoke in the smoker's lungs reducing the effect of euphoria recieved from smoking.
Joe: Can I have a cigarette?
Martha: No, You'll just bum puff it and waste it.
(bum puffing)
bum puffing by Of Man April 12, 2008

huffing and puffing

Being pissed off in total rage, heavy breathing and ready to kill!
Mona D was pissed off in total rage huffing and puffing when she threw the wooden chair at the wall.
huffing and puffing by Homesleeezy September 18, 2013

Puffing Peter

Cock sucking, blow job (tends to be popular with homosexuals)