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Rainbow Road 

1: A colorful, challenging course finalizing the Special Cup in the Nintendo Mario Kart game series.
2: An annoyance.
3: The bane of one's existence.
"SHIT FUCK, GODDAMN YOU RAINBOW ROAD!"
(Often used during game play, after falling off course 4 times in a row.)

or

"I can't believe that stupid asshole picked Rainbow Road again."
(Often used during WFC Wii Online play)
Rainbow Road by HollyMarieP May 16, 2008
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Rainbow Road 

That one road on MarioKart that is impossible to complete because people push you off, you fall in the holes, a blue turtle shell is thrown at you, and other stuff. You get last like every time, and there's always that one friend that likes it. That friend is an idiot. The only way you can actually progress is if you get a bullet bill because you're in last. That Lakitu guy always has to pick you up and depending on which version of MarioKart you are playing, he takes 3 coins away. He's a jerk. You were already in last and now he takes the coins that make you go faster, and he takes his time picking you up because he probably finds amusement in it. Lakitu has no friends. Also, it's that road where getting Star Power sucks. Now you're going TOO fast and you die. You always try to jump the holes with your mushroom. But you can't. Because your fellow competitors are massive jerks and make you fail. If you're playing Grand Prix, this is the road that will make sure you don't win. If you manage to succeed in first place, tweet it at me. @MiguelAnimates. I won't get any, though. Because you will fail. Like always.
Rainbow Road by Xion X May 21, 2017

Rainbow Road 

The afterlife. Once a person dies, they are sent to race on the Rainbow Road with Peach, Mario and the Toad.
It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road. It is a road that you go. It's a road that you go, when you die.
Rainbow Road by poudink November 25, 2020

Rainbow Road 

When you have a bowl movement and a flurry of fruity pebbles lands on the ground beneath you.
Kid 1: "I had a rainbow road in the middle of class when my teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom."

Kid 2: "Damn dude that sucks."
Rainbow Road by GEArSofWAr873 July 27, 2010

Rainbow Road 

When 2 or more girls (preferably more), each with a different color of lipstick, compete to see who can get their lipstick the lowest down on your dick
"Dude! The other day Sarah and her friends gave me a Rainbow Road, Jessica came first with purple"
Rainbow Road by kcbxo April 16, 2014

rainbow road 

rainbow road is the term used for a line of ecstacy that is from pills of various colours.
did ricky actually just snort that rainbow road?!?!
yeah dude hes not coming back anytime soon.
rainbow road by n!ckA$$ April 10, 2009

rainbow road 

When a male ejaculats all over a female; see 'rainbow'
"last week my girlfrined asked me if I could rainbow road her"
rainbow road by sean & nina July 29, 2005