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Side quested 

The gaming equivalent of being side tracked, distracted. Becoming obsessed with an object or person because you irrationally believe that it will somehow be to your benefit later.
Billy was going to slay the evil dragon, but he was side quested by a meaningless glowing rock in the forest before he could get around to it.
Side quested by Produent June 5, 2011
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A magical weapon that is not of this planet.
Mainly used to kill invading aliens.
Human: How about I just kill you

Alien: How many questers you got?

Human: what's a quester?

Alien: How you gonna kill us if you ain't got no questers?

Alien 2: Everybody know you need questers.
Quester by LascaalaClips April 20, 2020

questadilla 

The journey on which one embarks to make a delicious quesadilla after hitting the bars.
Last night’s questadilla was a great success. The apartment wasn’t burned to the ground and my belly was filled.
questadilla by Koutro October 10, 2018

Questence 

Either a question ending in a period or a statement ending in a question mark.
A real-life example of a questence:

I tried printing this document and it's not working?
Questence by kaptiv February 4, 2009
A state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. It is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale to
indicate the level of said quastedness.

History: It is derived from a series of typos which turned the statement "I am wasted!" into "I am qasted9" - the exclamation point was turned into a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone touchpad keyboard. As a result, a 1-10 scale proceeds the word to indicate the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything short of being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisioning. Over time, "qasted" was adapted to "quasted" to better conform to standard English rules.
Example 1: After chugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo, the man found himself locked in
a bathroom spewing projectile vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly texting his friend "I am quasted9" before completely blacking out.

Example 2:

Guy 1: You had sex with another dude last night? How drunk were you?
Guy 2: I was about quasted6, maybe quasted7.
Guy1: I'd have to be at least quasted9 to fuck another dude.
Quasted by Ziggy Zinfandel II October 13, 2008
Synonymous to Inebriated. When a individual, especially underaged, becomes excessively intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol; namely beer, liquor or mixed drinks.
Fuck yes! My I.D. worked-T onight we are going to get quasted
quasted by Ellie Colley May 21, 2005