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rectumobile 

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.
"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."
rectumobile by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006
Related Words
(verb): to lick someone's face. Created because of actor Norman Reedus's penchant for licking people's faces.
"He's so fine I just want to reedus him."

"He reedused me and it was so hot."
reedus by Luvrte66 June 11, 2013

Rectum reboot 

To have a second helping of anal sex.
That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!
Rectum reboot by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Reeduslut 

One who is fanatically, obsessively, incredibly and irreversibly lost in admiration, love, obsession, and fangirl/fanboy-status over one Norman Reedus.
A Reeduslut may become hysterical the sight of Norman Reedus, or the mere mention of his name. She may also be found rewatching Boondock Saints and its sequel upwards of thirty times, as well as religious viewings of The Walking Dead. She is most likely able to recite quotes from any given piece of work, tell you Norman’s favorite foods, music, colors, and inform you how cute his son, Mingus, is.
Calling Norman Reedus anything other than perfect in the presence of a Reeduslut may be detrimental to your health.
Girl watching a movie: Look! Norman Reedus is in this movie!
Reeduslut: *screams and faints*
Reeduslut by Reeduslut April 9, 2013

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up 

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.
You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

rectumcilliation 

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.
Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...