hatter 

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

hatter by sandspit September 24, 2007

hatter 

1. A person who wears a hat
2. Misspelling of "hater".

Bob: I have a hat so i'm a hatter
Joe: kk

Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.

hatter by Gabbobler did nothing wrong February 13, 2015

Hatter 

A person whom everyone trusts with their secrets and can be anyone's friend and will help anyone out but will always be silently suffering will not talk about it.

carebear: wheres' hatter? i need his help?

mike: oh well you can tell me ill help

Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust

Hatter by CareBear1310 October 28, 2010

Hatter 

A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.

Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!

Hatter by Hot_East February 6, 2009

Hatter 

1.A Tripper, some one who trips out while high.

2. Someone who is mad (crazy) drinkin chi

Person One: I wanna go home this high is too much.
Second Person:Dawg, stop being a Hatter.

Alice sat with a Hatter in Wonderland.

Hatter by LucySkyDiamondsHigh June 19, 2011

hatter 

Someone who lives in Medicine Hat(the gas city), Alberta, Canada

are you from here?
yep I'm a hatter born and raised

hatter by Beagher July 25, 2007

Hatter 

Some bitch that goes on urban dictionary and tries to make you look bad putting your name on here...some bitch that's ugly inside and sometimes on the outside too that feels like shit and tries to make others feel there pain or just hate people that are cooler then them

MR G peaks hey what's up matt you like these new Jordan's I got just got em from footlocker they just came out last week

Matt THE HATTER speaks man you know those are not from the mall there from the Swapt meet get real you freaking cheap azz bitch motha fucka fuck you you fucking dumb ass motha fucka

{but he says it behinds MR G's BACK} lol

Hatter by jjjjjjjjjjohnson August 26, 2014